I don't like Mondays - The Boomtown rats

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The [C] silicon chip in[Em]side her head
Gets [F] switched to overl[G]oad.
And [C] nobody's gonna go to [Em] school today,
She's going to [F] make them stay at [G] home.
And [F] daddy doesn't under[G]stand it,
He always [C] said she was as good as [F] gold.
And he can [F] see no reason
'Cause there [F] are no reasons
What [F] reason do you need to be [G] shown?

Tell me [C] why I don't like [Em] Mondays.
Tell me [F] why I don't like [G] Mondays.
Tell me [C] why I don't like [Em] Mondays.
I want to [F] shoot oooh ooh oooh ooh [G] ooh ooh
The whole day [C] down [Em] [F] [GG FF]

The telex machine is kept so clean as it types to a waiting world.
And mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl.
Sweet 16 ain't so peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat.
They can see no reasons 'cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me [C] why I don't like [Em] Mondays.
Tell me [F] why I don't like [G] Mondays.
Tell me [C] why I don't like [Em] Mondays.
I want to [F] shoot oooh ooh oooh ooh [G] ooh ooh
The whole day [Em] down, down, down, shoot it all do[C]wn [Em] [F] [GGFF]

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while.
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die.
And then the bullhorn crackles, and the captain crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's.
And he can see no reasons 'cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die?

Tell me [C] why I don't like [Em] Mondays.
Tell me [F] why I don't like [G] Mondays.
Tell me [C] why I don't like [Em] Mondays.
I want to [F] shoot oooh ooh oooh ooh [G] ooh ooh
The whole day [C] down [Em] [F] [GG FF]