Short people - Randy Newman

[A] Short People got [F#m7] no reason.
[Bm7] Short people got [E7sus4] no reason
[A] Short people got [F#m7] no reason to [Bm7] live [E7sus4]

They got [A] little hands and [A/G] little eyes
They [D10] walk around tell-in' [F] great big lies.
They got [A] little noses and [A/G] tiny little teeth
They wear [D10] platform shoes on their [F] nasty little feet.

Well, < I [A] don't [F#m7] want no [Bm7] short pe[E7sus4]ople> (x3) 'round [A] here

[Dmaj7] Short people are [C#m7] just the same as [Bm7] you and I (A [E] fool such as I)
Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
[Dmaj7] All men are [C#m7] brothers until the [Bm7] day they die
[E] It's a wonderful world.

[A] Short People got [F#m7] nobody
[Bm7] Short people got [E7sus4] nobody
[A] Short people got [F#m7] nobody to [Bm7] love [E7sus4]

They got [A] little baby legs and they [A/G] stand so low
You got to [D10] pick them up just to [F] say hello.
They got [A] little cars that go [A/G] beep beep beep.
They got [D10] little voices going [F] peep peep peep.
They got [A] grubby little fingers and [A/G] dirty little minds
[D10] They're gonna get you [F] every time, well I